Sex in the City Love {Flacon Faux Pas}

"Finding the fugliest flacons so that you don't have to,"... This looks like an alien perfume bottle with dental braces outside its mouth instead of inside. The cap is visibly inspired by a head-hammer shark. The perfume is dressed to kill with a broad-shouldered tuxedo dipped in platinum and the pink polka dots were stolen from a Christmas tree and are going to twinkle at any moment.

The bottle manages to look blind, eye-less and mouth-less. The pink handles/finger traps look like they are there for a reason, like maybe to cut off the finger that would dare spray from the nozzle.

In the name of constructive criticism, we say: It's fugly!