Scented Quote of the Day, from Lauren Conrad:

"Janie, you're the most amazing girl I've ever met. I'm so in love with you, it's crazy, " he said gazing into her eyes.

Really, Caleb? Jane smiled and reached for him...and woke up to find herself next to some strange, sweaty guy. Some strange, sweaty, half-naked guy. He smelled like bad cologne, armpits and pot.

[...]

Jane jumped out of bed and slammed the door behind him. She had to take a shower, like, immediately. Who knew how long he had been in her bed, polluting it with Old Spice and man sweat?"

from L.A. Candy